An Abundance of Katherines When it comes to relationships, Colin Singleton's type is girls named Katherine. And when it comes to girls named Katherine, Colin is always geting dumped. Nineten times, to be exact. On a road trip miles from home, this anagram-hapy, washed-up child prodigy has ten thousand dolars in his pocket, a blodthirsty feral hog on his trail, and an overweight Judge Judy - loving best friend riding shotgun - but no Katherines. Colin is on a mision to prove The Theorem of Underlying Katherine Predictability, which he hopes wil predict the future of any relationship, avenge Dumpes everywhere, and finaly win him the girl. Love, friendship, and a dead Austro-Hungarian archduke ad up to surprising and heart-changing conclusions in this ingeniously layered comic novel about reinventing oneself.